blein:

sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS A BUNCH OF LAPTOPS SO HE TOOK THE SUITCASE AND RAN AND I JUST 

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cornchipz:

awkwardcontent:

Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole.

some people never develop beyond this stage

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ponyboyismyhomeboy:

my eldest sister had a boyfriend when she was in fifth grade, but we moved away so they obviously couldn’t see each other. well, when she was in college her friend introduced her to some guy and it was her old boyfriend from fifth grade. after two days of catching up she told him she wanted to marry him. they’ve been married for ten years and have two kids together.

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ilivebetweenjohnsthighs:

“Challenge accepted!” —SPN fandom.

omg this is still going

IT’S A RULE TO REBLOG EVERY TIME IT SHOWS UP ON YOUR DASH.

i’m not even in the supernatural fandom and i’m still going to reblog

lost count of the times i’ve reblogged this

Holy shit. Last time I saw this t only had 4 million. Damn

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sakibatch:

madame-smiley:

bracelet-project:

bracelet-project:

The Bracelet Project.

Spread the word.

If you want, feel free to submit pictures of your bracelets to this blog and I’ll post them!

Ok, guys and gals, I’m getting behind this project with the brunt of my crafting skills. For the first person to submit a photo of a finished bracelet, I will make a double of it with swarovski crystal and send it to that person, free of charge.

Also, anyone else participating in The Bracelet Project can order a copy of their bracelet in crystal for half price ($5 U.S). Shipping included.

That way, you’ll have a beautiful reminder of all your progress.

Im doing this.

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femmejackfrost:

caealbert:

latalienein:

This is my fifteen year old sister, Hannah. She has a cyst on her pineal gland, which is in the middle of her brain. (From what I understand, a cyst is like a tumor but filled with liquid.) We’ve known about it for about two years, and it constantly gives her horrific headaches, that can last weeks. Her vision is getting very bad because of it too, and so is her quality of life, she’s started fainting and had a couple seizures recently. Just last week we had a Skype conference with one of the two neurosurgeons, in the world, who would potentially perform the surgery to remove it. (A lot of people have trouble getting this surgery approved, but because Hannah’s is one of the largest cysts in one of the youngest patients, it was approved.) Praise God. The surgery will take place in June, but only if we can pay the $50,000. We really need help raising this money.

http://www.youcaring.com/medical-fundraiser/help-hannah/46345

This is the link to the fundraising site.

Any amount helps.

Please keep her in your prayers.

<3

Seriously guys, get on this. If my followers alone donated a dollar each it would make a huge difference. Please, you don’t know what this means to me, or Hannah, Natalie and Timmy for that matter.

Even if you can’t donate, reblogging helps too.

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goldenfleeces:

allfalld0wn:

bear-hugs-for-you:

wait wait okay, nemo in latin means nobody…so the real name of the movie is finding nobody…so that means nemo wasn’t even real but just something that was part of marlin nemo’s dad’s imagination. He just unintentionally made up nemo to cope with the loss of his wife and his almost children.

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ok, so today i have decided to do a product review since i said i was going to do one a long time ago. 

1. Aveeno Daily Moisturizing Lotion has go to be my favorite lotion ever. When you first put i on, it feel watery, but minutes later you’ll begin to feel it moisturizer you skin. Price is usually around $6 and $7.

2. Earth Therapeutics Green Tea Herbal Lotion wasn’t my favorite lotion. Even though it smells good, it takes time to work it into your skin. I got this at Marshall’s for $3.99, but the brand is also carried by Ulta.

3. e.l.f. Tinted Moisturizer and Eye Primer and Sealer are the best products by e.l.f. that i have ever bought. The moisturizer works wonders to my skin and doesn’t feel greasy or anything. On the box it says its suppose to even your skin tone, and it does!!! Iv’e been using this for the past few weeks and have notice a major difference in my skin. As for the primer/sealer, i also like this product. The primer sets my eye shadow really well and i absolutely love how you can just dip the sealer in any eye shadow and can create a liner. Both products were $3.

4. Simple Vital Vitamin Day Cream is one product i wont be buying in the future. First of all, it broke my skin out, and second, its said it doesn’t have any perfumes in it, well, it does. Paid $5.

dizzykelevra:

bennyfuckinleeiy:

this is the best thing in the entire world. i’ve been looking for this gif to pop up on my dash forever hahahaha

OMFG IT’S A HAMBURGLAR

I CHOKED

OMFG HAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAA

I will forever reblog this

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oxyhaemoglobin:

Nothing beats this kind of intimacy, when it’s about 3am and it feels like you’re the only two people in the world. There are no words or intentions, you’re just happy lying next to each other knowing that you never want to do this with anyone else. Just to consider that you’re each, essentially, a bag of bones and organs and muscles, and yet you’re both so much more than that because you’ve found each other and suddenly everything makes so much sense.

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